The boy and the tampon
Dylan and tampons, the struggle continues.
Looooook a wad of cotton! Isn’t it beeyootiful?? It goes up a laydee’s hooha. It’s sooo pridddeee.
Somehow there’s been a backlash.
Trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney has been forced to defend feminine hygiene brand Tampax after the company sent her a PR package.
Oh no! Who would lash back at that sweet little faun in his sweet little pink blousies? All he wants is to play out his fetish in public; why can’t people be kind?
The fact that this is even a thing shows you just how fucking doomed we are.
Waiter? Asteroid, please!
Find you a boy who looks at you like Dylan…
Oh, dash it all! I can’t in good conscience finish this joke.
That look is…repulsive. How can a person have so little self-awareness?
I hope there is some serious backlash for Tampax for encouraging this nonsense.
Speaking on behalf of all humanity, we don’t want anyone to look at us like that ever. What is that look even — condescending faux joy?
He is one seriously creepy-assed weirdo.
Are such guys as Dylan heterosexual?
WTF is even going on here?
A Moment between a boy and his pet tampon.
@#5:
He could have a big career scaring the bejasus out of riders on the Ghost Train at your local fun park.