The boy and the tampon

Dylan and tampons, the struggle continues.

Looooook a wad of cotton! Isn’t it beeyootiful?? It goes up a laydee’s hooha. It’s sooo pridddeee.

Somehow there’s been a backlash.

Trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney has been forced to defend feminine hygiene brand Tampax after the company sent her a PR package.

Oh no! Who would lash back at that sweet little faun in his sweet little pink blousies? All he wants is to play out his fetish in public; why can’t people be kind?

Comments

8 responses to “The boy and the tampon”

  1. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Trans TikTok star Dylan Mulvaney…

    The fact that this is even a thing shows you just how fucking doomed we are.

    Waiter? Asteroid, please!

  2. Mike Haubrich Avatar
    Mike Haubrich

    Find you a boy who looks at you like Dylan…

    Oh, dash it all! I can’t in good conscience finish this joke.

  3. Skeletor Avatar

    That look is…repulsive. How can a person have so little self-awareness?

    I hope there is some serious backlash for Tampax for encouraging this nonsense.

  4. Skeletor Avatar

    Find you a boy who looks at you like Dylan…

    Oh, dash it all! I can’t in good conscience finish this joke.

    Speaking on behalf of all humanity, we don’t want anyone to look at us like that ever. What is that look even — condescending faux joy?

  5. James Garnett Avatar
    James Garnett

    He is one seriously creepy-assed weirdo.

  6. Mike B Avatar

    Are such guys as Dylan heterosexual?

    WTF is even going on here?

  7. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    A Moment between a boy and his pet tampon.

  8. Omar Avatar

    @#5:

    He is one seriously creepy-assed weirdo.

    He could have a big career scaring the bejasus out of riders on the Ghost Train at your local fun park.