No. No, he really doesn’t. Even in their terms he really doesn’t. I mean come on – an unconvincing dyed combover? A dyed blond combover on a man in his seventies? “Looking hard” would be a grizzled crewcut, not brassy strands fluffed and pasted over a naked scalp. And the fake tan. And the dumb perpetual blue suit red tie white shirt. And the fact that he looks like a spoiled child who just broke his favorite air-rifle.
He’s petulant, whiny, demanding, greedy, self-involved. It’s true that he has no morals or scruples or empathy, but that by itself doesn’t make him what Fox fool means by “hard.”
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13 responses to “What would bad look like?”
He looks hard, what? -to get along with? -headed? -boiled? -case? -ened criminal?
What’s up with the unblemished record of heterosexuality? Anti-gay much? Don’t want to tarnish your pristine record now, do we. As if anyone could find Trump sexually attractive in the least. Gross.
It’s just another (rather crummy) photo among many thousands, probably hundreds of thousands of photos of this intolerable asshole, not to mention the abundant video footage. Is it ever enough? I had my fill in the 80’s.
Well, you know, it’s a thing, a trope – a hard guy, a hard man. But he’s the last man in the world it should be used of, being a giant gilded marshmallow.
Coming from Jesse Watters, a paragon of heterosexual manliness I’m sure. The goofy bastard probably has his very own set of Trump’s NFT’s.
I asked Bing/DALL-E to draw a picture of a giant gilded marshmallow. I was not disappointed.
Surely it couldn’t be better than Trump as a gilded Tinkerbell statue at CPAC a few years ago.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/golden-trump-statue-cpac-implies-he-s-king-gop-his-ncna1259362
The monstrosity of that gilded Tinkerbelly statue has the advantages of both being real and being intended as a depiction of Trump. Still, I found the gilded marshmallow (I told it: six feet tall, shiny, with a police officer standing next to it) images had a certain je ne sais quoi (what might that be? I literally just said “I don’t know what”, so stop asking).
Must have been that Trumpesque quality, I mean if you can say quality in the same sentence. :D
If there’s ever a coffee mug with an actual photo ofTrump in an orange jumpsuit, sans coif and spray tan, I’ll buy one. And some for gifts.
Clint Eastwood he ain’t…
Maybe it’s like the gender goblins pretending they’re pretty?
@5 I’d never seen that before, hard to believe that was a real thing. I know I’ve seen altered images online showing what Trump would look like with his natural hair and no tan; who knows, maybe we’ll see it for real someday.
I will never understand how anyone can think he looks manly and tough. The doughy waistline and laughably obvious artificial tan ffs!
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No, he will insist that that is his natural look, unaided by cosmetics, even in his deathbed.
The doughy waistline and laughably obvious artificial tan AND THE ABSURD FLOOFY GILDED HAIR WITH PINK SCALP SHOWING THROUGH.