Trump’s lovely message for today:
HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING CROOKED AND CORRUPT PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES THAT ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, AND PUT ME IN PRISON, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA, A NOW FAILING NATION, LIKE “DERANGED” JACK SMITH, WHO IS EVIL AND “SICK,” MRS. FANI “FAUNI” WADE, WHO SAID SHE HARDLY KNEW THE “SPECIAL” PROSECUTOR, ONLY TO FIND THAT HE SPENT YEARS “LOVING” HER, LONG BEFORE THE GEORGIA PERSECUTION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP BEGAN (AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE AGAINST ME NULL, VOID, AND ILLEGAL!), AND LAZY ON VIOLENT CRIME ALVIN BRAGG WHO, WITH CROOKED JOE’S DOJ THUGS, UNFAIRLY WORKING IN THE D.A.’s OFFICE, ILLEGALLY INDICTED ME ON A CASE HE NEVER WANTED TO BRING AND VIRTUALLY ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS SAY IS A CASE THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROUGHT, IS BREAKING THE LAW IN DOING SO (POMERANTZ!), WAS TURNED DOWN BY ALL OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES, AND IS NOT A CRIME. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
Notable fact: that’s all one sentence.
Also note that he says happy easter including to all those many people he completely and totally despises.
Send the personalized meteor soon.
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…But at least he doesn’t stammer! /conservatives
Jeez, imagine trying to say that all in one breath.
Wow! If he wasn’t manifestly evil I might’ve thought this was some kind of postmodern poem. In a parallel universe I might have even entertained the possibility that it was a good poem!
Enshittification
This term—describing the way digital platforms like Facebook get worse and worse until they die—was named the 2023 Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society. It was coined in 2022 by Canadian writer Cory Doctorow, who recently suggested we may have entered the “enshittocene” era.
I’m surprised he didn’t include all of those who refused to post a bond for him, and all the lawyers who have either bailed on him, or who have chosen not to take on his case. Then again, maybe his tiny little fingers were starting to get tired.
It reminds of Hilaire Belloc’s Christmas message:-
“May all my enemies go to hell,
Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel.”
Thought not as elegant.
That’s lovely!
Perhaps he’s been reading Cien Años de Soledad.
Could have been generated by a computer somewhere, as part of a submission from it for a bachelor degree in AI. In that likely situation, it has to be rated good for its first try., IMHO. Which reminds me of that definition of a computer from years ago.: It’s a high-speed moron.