Next stop: Mars

From the Department of Random Sadism:

Lawyers representing a number of immigrants asked a federal judge on Wednesday to “urgently” block the Trump administration from deporting a group of people to Libya, Saudi Arabia or any other country where they are not citizens until the U.S. government gives them a chance to contest the removals.

The lawyers asked Judge Brian E. Murphy in Boston to rule quickly after reports that federal immigration officers were preparing to expel people from Vietnam, Laos and the Philippines to Libya, a troubled North African nation “notorious for its human rights violations, especially with respect to migrant residents,” their emergency motions says.

Libya??? Why Libya? Why not Vietnam, Laos and the Philippines? Just what it says on the tin, apparently: random sadism.

In their filing, the lawyers said they feared the removals were “imminent” and argued that such a move would violate the judge’s prior orders barring the Trump administration from sending anyone with a final deportation order to a country where they are not a citizen without first giving them a “meaningful opportunity” to seek protection in the United States.

Ok but judges and orders and barring and meaningful opportunity are all tedious and boring, while sending them to one of the shittiest places on the planet is almost as entertaining as The Apprentice.

Asked Wednesday about the reports of a deportation flight to Libya, President Donald Trump said he did not know about it and referred the reporter who asked the question to the Department of Homeland Security.

He says that a lot. He does horrifying things and then says he doesn’t know about it.

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