Man “vents fury” because he’s not allowed to play on the women’s team.
Let’s all do this – it could be so entertaining. I hereby vent fury that I’m not allowed to fly around at night grabbing insects. Perhaps you would like to vent fury that you’re not allowed to roam the savannah gathering grass with your trunk.
Transgender athlete Hannah Mouncey claims the Australian women’s handball team has left her out of the world championships team because her teammates are refusing to share a change room with her.
Excuse me, Daily Mail, but Hannah Mouncey is a man. Of course he’s not on a women’s championship team: he’s not a woman.
The 30-year-old was thrust into the spotlight in 2018 after she was blocked from playing in the Women’s AFL because she had too much testosterone to qualify for the female league.
Mouncey, who previously represented the nation in men’s handball, has since helped the Australian women’s handball team qualify for the world championship.
In other words he’s helped them cheat.
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21 responses to “Venty McVenterson”
I hereby vent fury that I cannot swim to the bottom of the sea with my flippers.
I vent my fury that the cis-otters will not let me play or lie in the sun with them.
I hereby vent my fury that I’m not an octopus so I can’t slap 8 people at the same time.
‘Venty McVenterson’ is a damn good name for him.. It arises from ‘Boaty McBoatface,’ a name
that won… an online poll.
.Likewise, the transgender frauds who want to plunder the trophies of womens’ sport cry out to be dafted, trivialised, and likewise torpedoed. If one of them vents his fury (ie does his block) over this, so much the better.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jul/15/why-boaty-mcboatface-had-to-be-torpedoed-david-attenborough
I hereby vent my fury that I am not included within the set of all people that are not me.
Boaty McBoatface must owe something to Blackadder III
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h8BEyPzHsVo
I hereby vent my fury that I’m not Boaty McBoatface.
takshak @ 3 is the winner!
No Venty McVenterson doesn’t derive from Boaty McBoatface, it derives from the meme that Boaty was one iteration of. Meme first, Boaty later.
I really don’t know how they keep themselves from vomiting with shame, referring to him as a ‘her’. He’s built like a brick shithouse. He outs himself as a man merely by existing.
Can I call him Dunny Carsey?
I hereby vent fury that I am not allowed to be the captain of the Irish national hurling team.
Hey yeah, I hereby vent fury that I’m not allowed to be the person who escorts Donald Trump out of the White House and into a prison cell.
As a MacX I just want to vent my fury at the fact that it’s always X McX Y.
Respect the a, people!
I should have a list of Macs.
This story is from 2019. Since then, Handball Australia has felt (in)appropriately admonished, and learned not to repeat such evil exclusions. They put Mouncey in charge of Inclusion so it would never happen again.
https://www.mardigras.org.au/hannah-mouncey-i-rise-for-sport/
So far so reasonable. When does he get to the infuriating thing…?
WaM I agree with you that it should be Mac. As a Mc, I’m fed up with feeling like a meme. It’s your turn!
Since reading this, I’ve had a blasted Disney earworm.
Ursula, singing “Poor Unfortunate Souls”.
By the way, the words to the song to which I referred in my previous comment seem to have changed themselves into ‘Poor Delusional Men’ etc.
What is this “was thrust into the spotlight” nonsense? It didn’t “just happen” to him as a passive object. He thrusted himself into the spotlight. “Thrusting” being the operative word. He sought this notoriety himself. He relishes forcing himself to onto the women. And it’s not about “sport.” It’s specifically about violating the women’s boundaries of privacy and safety. Being in the women’s locker room was the essential demand.
Gloaty McGloatface
Rapey McRaperson
He could have a whole boatload of these nicknames.
GOOD POINT.
And now I’m imagining that set to the score of 1776.
“We are poor, poor, delusional men
Whose like will never ever be seen again…”
Arcadia @ 12
Oh, wonderful.
His “thrust into the spotlight” seems to have landed; the ban was a case of insufficient parry, if I can stretch a fencing metaphor.
Yes but can you fence a stretching metaphor?
Well, I know a guy who knows a guy… Let’s do lunge (I’ll leave it to you to decide if that’s stretching or fencing pun) and we’ll work something out.