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Nick Cohen on Charles the Meddler *

May 2nd, 2011 | Filed by

To say that Prince Charles’s views are reactionary is to libel honest conservatives.… Read the rest



Red faces in Pakistan

May 2nd, 2011 10:16 am | By

Salman Rushdie’s Facebook page is an interesting place today. He noticed right off the bat that the location of bin Laden’s vacation home raises some tricky questions. So did William Dalrymple. 13 hours ago – which was 9 last night Pacific Time, so before Obama made the announcement.

Dalrymple: In Abbotabad next to the Pakistan’s main military academy. Funny that.

Rushdie: That’s right. Army town. Just the place for the world’s most wanted man to live unobserved.

Quite. I’ve been trying to picture it. Giant compound, 8 times the size of anything else in the neighborhood; 12 to 18 foot walls; mystery occupants; important military academy a few hundred meters away; retired military people all around. Nobody notices; nobody worries; … Read the rest



ObL’s location an embarrassment for Pakistan *

May 2nd, 2011 | Filed by

Oh gee, there’s a huge mysterious walled compound a few hundred meters from a military academy – what could possibly go wrong?… Read the rest



It’s all about a beautiful dress

May 1st, 2011 3:56 pm | By

Oh yes child (that is, girl) beauty pageants, one of my favorite things. It’s so obviously a good idea to train girls from infancy to act, move, walk, and look as much like prostitutes as possible. Australia had, in its innocence, forgotten to have such things, but they are now on their way their thanks to the helpful interventions of US pageanters.

The anti-pageant groups claim pageants sexualise children

But the pro-pageant people, absurdly, say they don’t. No no, it’s

a positive and fun-filled family occasion that will boost participants’ self-confidence.
Self-confidence at what? Attracting sexual attention? Why would anyone want to boost a six-year-old girl’s confidence at attracting sexual attention? If it’s so positive and fun-filled, why don’t… Read the rest


Child “beauty pageants” arrive in Australia *

May 1st, 2011 | Filed by
”The title is ‘child beauty pageant’ but if you look at the way the children are dressed and required to act, it’s actually a child sexualisation pageant.”… Read the rest


Mr. Obama: We, the Real Americans, Demand That You Show Us More Stuff

May 1st, 2011 | By Phil Molé

President Obama (if that is your real name), we are real Americans, the ones who’ve patiently demanded that you release your long-form birth certificate – a demand you have apparently now met thanks to the counterfeiting skills you learned in your true birthplace of Kenya. Your clever forgery may quell the suspicions of some Americans, but not us. We’ve already swapped demands for your long-form birth certificate for demands that you show your college records. But that’s just the beginning. We demand that you show us more stuff, and that you show us now.

Here is a list of what we will need to see, at a minimum, if we are ever going to stop drawing Hitler mustaches on your … Read the rest



A mystery solved; Behe please note *

May 1st, 2011 | Filed by

Researchers unravel the molecular mechanism whereby sickle cell hemoglobin confers a survival advantage against malaria.… Read the rest



The high cost of low teacher salaries *

May 1st, 2011 | Filed by

It’s grueling work, for low pay, with little respect and lots of blame. Surprise surprise: lots of teachers quit!… Read the rest



How Goldman Sachs created the food crisis *

May 1st, 2011 | Filed by

The more the price of food commodities increases, the more money pours into the sector, and the higher prices rise.… Read the rest



Jill Lepore on Ben Franklin’s sister *

Apr 30th, 2011 | Filed by

Bright but uneducated, married early, constantly pregnant. She wanted more and never got it.… Read the rest



Despised is despised

Apr 30th, 2011 12:35 pm | By

I sometimes see indignation about claims that atheists are a despised minority, on the grounds that other despised minorities had it much worse. That was one of Karla McLaren’s many claims.

As you may recall, this word [“accommodationist”] was first used by black Americans in the Voting Rights era against people who were seen as being too subservient and too accommodating to whites. I could write a whole ‘nother post about how interesting it is for atheists to imagine that their struggle is similar to that of African Americans.

But not everyone considers the comparison obviously wrong.

Long after blacks and Jews have made great strides, and even as homosexuals gain respect, acceptance and new rights, there is

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Mugabe in Rome for “beatification” of JP2 *

Apr 30th, 2011 | Filed by

Hoping it will rub off on him?… Read the rest



Blood of pope JP2 to go on display *

Apr 30th, 2011 | Filed by

It will be used for his “beatification” tomorrow. The blood is from his body, so it is a “relic of the first degree.”… Read the rest



Why do Americans still dislike atheists? *

Apr 30th, 2011 | Filed by

“Our nonreligious compatriots should be accorded the same respect as other minorities.”… Read the rest



Assisted suicide abroad puts families in legal limbo *

Apr 30th, 2011 | Filed by

Eric MacDonald knows all about that, CTV British Columbia reports.… Read the rest



The savage shaming stunning sullying gleeful fist

Apr 29th, 2011 5:14 pm | By

I got in a slight brawl with Chris Stedman at Facebook just now. I’m a brawler…but then so is Chris, in his way, only he thinks he isn’t.

He started a thread about “shock horror that atheists sometimes compare the atheist movement and the civil rights movement.” There was lots of obliging shock-horror from his friends – oh yes that is shocking and horrible; that kind of thing. I blew my nose and then commenced brawling, by saying it’s not about saying atheists have it as bad as blacks, it’s about pointing out similarities in the way the movements and the backlashes against them play out. We brawled for awhile, then he had to go get a haircut, but just … Read the rest



Ignore that man between the pictures

Apr 29th, 2011 4:54 pm | By

Nick Cohen on republicanism v the monarchy in Time is very droll, because of a certain inconsequence on the part of the editors. It goes like this:

When the 18th century English dissenter Richard Price, friend of Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, warned that fawning before royalty produced “idolatry as gross and stupid as that of the ancient heathens,” he aptly titled his denunciation “A Discourse on the Love of Our Country.” (See pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding day.)
Ha! Never mind all these pesky words about something or other, just look at the pretty snaps. Oooooooo she don’ahf look luvley in that tyara.
But whatever the complicating factors, only royal propagandists doubt that the
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Nick Cohen on the royal pain *

Apr 29th, 2011 | Filed by
Charles Windsor constantly interferes in politics and promotes every variety of reactionary superstition and new-age quackery.… Read the rest


Want to drive on the sabbath? Get a thought car *

Apr 29th, 2011 | Filed by

It totally works, because thought is not action, so you’re allowed to use the thought car.… Read the rest



Katha Pollitt on the bitter tea of Greg Mortenson *

Apr 29th, 2011 | Filed by

Afghanistan and Pakistan have many honest aid workers, including many locals—they just don’t get the celebrity media treatment or the celebrity-sized budgets.… Read the rest