Be sure always to call it please “research”

Asexual babe shares her tits with an enthralled public.

https://twitter.com/theyasminbenoit/status/1875245915155652769

If she really is “asexual” why does she choose to pose for photos looking so exaggeratedly sexual? It’s like saying you hate country music while regularly posing for photos playing a banjo.

Also, what research? If she’s a visiting research fellow then what’s her research going to be? Hair twiddling 101? Wearing a bra instead of a shirt? Attention seeking in adulthood?

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12 responses to “Be sure always to call it please “research””

  1. Francis Boyle Avatar
    Francis Boyle

    I wonder if they could give me a visiting fellowship in not playing sport. I’d happily dress in football/tennis/golf gear. (Swimming’s out. I DO NOT look good in Speedos.)

  2. iknklast Avatar

    I’ve never seen any campus photographs that look like that, except for TiMs. Most campus website photos are professional and modest. I have no beef with someone choosing to dress as they like, but if you’re going to sexualize yourself, then say you are asexual, and put that sexual photograph out there on a professional site, I’m calling bullshit on the whole thing.

    Francis Boyle, I could get a fellowship in not collecting stamps. I should figure out the proper outfit, of course. What do stamp collectors wear while pursuing their hobby?

  3. twiliter Avatar

    Is she teasing about being “asexual,” or just teasing.

  4. Harald Hanche-Olsen Avatar

    I thank God every day that He made me an atheist.

    (But Ophelia: I thought you had used that Tom Lehrer line before, so I searched, and you have used it a lot! It’s a good one, though. Hard to find a replacement?)

  5. Brian M Avatar

    Sadly, this kind of nonsense is too dominant on what passes for the American “Left”. Self indulgent fetishes as proud movements.

  6. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Harald, hahaha I know, wordpress told me after I posted, and I cringed. But…a great line is a great line.

  7. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    That print just looks absolutely terrible.

  8. Piglet Avatar

    Blood Knight In Sour Armor: well, it’s clearly designed to break up her shape against the background, so that German U-boats have a hard time assessing her speed and direction.

  9. Blood Knight in Sour Armor Avatar
    Blood Knight in Sour Armor

    Dazzle camo would actually look a lot better… At least it has the virtue of not being boring.

  10. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Boring AND hard on the eyes.

  11. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    We’re going to be conducting research into asexuality together & our first academic paper will be coming out this month!

    So do they connect test subjects to EEGs and EKGs in order to measure…nothing? Are they ejected from the study if they accidentally become horny? More importantly, do they risk expulsion from the asexual “community”?

    I’m in my academic era.

    Why did this make me think of Eddie Izzard’s “girl mode, boy mode” ridiculousness? Does an “era” last longer than a “mode”?

    …it’s clearly designed to break up her shape against the background, so that German U-boats have a hard time assessing her speed and direction.

    Dazzle camo would actually look a lot better… At least it has the virtue of not being boring.

    Boring AND hard on the eyes.

    Perhaps this is the strategy being persued by Alok Vaid Menon?

  12. Bruce Everett Avatar

    Asexuals talking about themselves is always a mood killer. Perhaps there’s a way to use that to make everyone functionally asexual?