Introduction:
https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/985517835446341632
Main event:
Unbelievably, James Comey states that Polls, where Crooked Hillary was leading, were a factor in the handling (stupidly) of the Clinton Email probe. In other words, he was making decisions based on the fact that he thought she was going to win, and he wanted a job. Slimeball!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
So he wasn’t able to read the whole passage…or he read it and didn’t understand it.
The big questions in Comey’s badly reviewed book aren’t answered like, how come he gave up Classified Information (jail), why did he lie to Congress (jail), why did the DNC refuse to give Server to the FBI (why didn’t they TAKE it), why the phony memos, McCabe’s $700,000 & more?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
Comey throws AG Lynch “under the bus!” Why can’t we all find out what happened on the tarmac in the back of the plane with Wild Bill and Lynch? Was she promised a Supreme Court seat, or AG, in order to lay off Hillary. No golf and grandkids talk (give us all a break)!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
Not enough bizarro quotation marks in that one. Let’s try again.
Comey “throws” AG Lynch “under the bus!” Why can’t we all find out what happened “on the tarmac” in the “back of the plane” with “Wild Bill” and Lynch? Was she promised a “Supreme Court seat”, or AG, in order to “lay off” Hillary. No golf and grandkids talk (give us all “a break”)!
That’s better.
The Syrian raid was so perfectly carried out, with such precision, that the only way the Fake News Media could demean was by my use of the term “Mission Accomplished.” I knew they would seize on this but felt it is such a great Military term, it should be brought back. Use often!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
It’s a fabulous fabulous Military term. I involuntarily salute every time I hear it.
I never asked Comey for Personal Loyalty. I hardly even knew this guy. Just another of his many lies. His “memos” are self serving and FAKE!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
Yeah you did. We can see you, you know.
Attorney Client privilege is now a thing of the past. I have many (too many!) lawyers and they are probably wondering when their offices, and even homes, are going to be raided with everything, including their phones and computers, taken. All lawyers are deflated and concerned!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
Slippery James Comey, a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the WORST FBI Director in history, by far!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
Just hit 50% in the Rasmussen Poll, much higher than President Obama at same point. With all of the phony stories and Fake News, it’s hard to believe! Thank you America, we are doing Great Things.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 15, 2018
Epilogue:
https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/985517835446341632
Comments
5 responses to “Frenetic morning”
Just look at that random capitalisation, too. He really is at the linguistic level of a ten year old. But not an attentive ten year old, nor even an average one; he’s the class idiot.
The random capitalization drives me NUTS.
I don’t know how the rest of world is supposed to respect America any more. Long after Trump is gone, it’s going to be a fair question to ask, “THAT guy? Really?” And the fact that so many of his supporters are gleeful about proclaiming that they KNEW he was awful but voted for him anyway because LOL STUPID LIBS ARE TRIGGERED.
So, America, close enough to half of you voted to put the world’s largest nuclear arsenal in the care of a corrupt, imbecilic, tantrum-throwing overgrown toddler, and you still want to claim that “leader of the free world” thing?
It’s telling that POTUS just publicly announced that “Attorney Client privilege is now a thing of the past.” in the United States, and that isn’t even anywhere near the top of the list of things people have an issue with, out of the other things he said that DAY.
This is not normal, indeed.
“So he wasn’t able to read the whole passage…or he read it and didn’t understand it.”
Or it was read (or paraphrased) to him and he didn’t understand it.
Trump’s reading book reviews now? Maybe they all featured pictures of him and he read some of the words inadvertantly.
This bit has lots to think about Pot, meet kettle:
“how come he gave up Classified Information (Trump with Russian guests) (jail), why did he lie to Congress (Trump can’t breathe w/o lying: we’ll see how many pages of perjury he spews to Mueller)(jail), why did the DNC refuse to give Server to the FBI (Why didn’t Trump release his tax return?) (why didn’t they TAKE it), why the phony memos (cobbled story for Don Jr. re Trump Tower meeting with Russians), McCabe’s (Stormy Daniels $130,000) $700,000 & more?”
“I have many (too many!) lawyers…” Yeahmaybe, but not enough of the right kind from Serious Criminal Law Land.
Is there a repair kit available to fix deflated lawyers?
“Slippery James Comey, (come on man, is it ‘Slippery’ or “Showboat’; make up your fucking mind!) a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!) (HAHAHAHA! and you ARE?!), will go down as the WORST FBI Director in history, by far! “(sez the man is already known to be the WORST President by far.)