Guest post: Where are the divine footprints?

Originally a comment by Your Name’s not Bruce? on Not altogether persuasive.

Ah, for the good old days before Trump and genderism. How refreshingly quaint this post feels in the midst of our current Orwellian/Kafkaesque nightmare.

But what is “God”? It still hasn’t been defined, which surely makes it laughably easy to “believe” in it without having to give any reasons at all.

Good luck with that. Even with a definition, they still have to make god “work” within the world. Einstein built on Newton, and accounted for the special cases where Newtonian mechanics breaks down. Gods don’t build on anything. The “gaps” they have been relegated to filling are getting smaller and smaller; most have disappeared altogether. Leplace got it right two centuries ago: we have no need of that hypothesis. Gods aren’t needed for special cases, but they do require special pleading.

If you’re going to claim that a god or gods exist, it can’t come down to “personal experience” or “revelation” that might be as easily explained as the result of “an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato.” Or just plain old fraud and confidence tricks. You can “believe” whatever you like, but if you want to prove your diety exists, it has to show up. “Faith” is just the excuse that’s trotted out when it doesn’t. A being that is supposed to actually exist should be discernible and discoverable by means of neutral, impartial investigation. Real phenomena exist whether anyone “believes” in them or not. “Belief” or “faith” alone doesn’t do the trick either. You can’t even rely on the placebo effect to dig a hole or fly an airplane. You have to roll up your sleeves and get a shovel; you have to climb aboard the plane, start the engines, and pilot the aircraft. Faith doesn’t do it. Wishing doesn’t do it. You have to do the actual work, or nothing happens. So does a purported god. If you want to your say god did something, you have to be able to explain exactly what and how. You have to catch it in the act. It has to be observed. It can’t cheat. It has to pass convincing tests. You can’t make excuses for it, otherwise your “god” is like the cheeseburger that a Breatharian scarfs down when nobody’s looking.

Not only that. Calling on the god hypothesis has to explain things better than explanations not relying on it. Occam’s Razor cuts very close. Used properly, there is no stubble for gods to hide behind.

Holy books are no good, because they all beg the question. You could burn all the physics texts in the world, and the phenomena they explain and demonstrate are all still there to be studied, allowing the books to be rewritten. Burn all the “holy books” and the gods burn with them. Gods are more like unique (but still strictly human) literary and artistic creations, than they are observable facts about the universe. Their distribution and “footprint” on the world, unlike, say the operation of gravity or optics, is patchy and parochial, mapping closely with particular languages and cultures, which suggests a cultural origin rather than a discovery about the facts of the world. If there actually was a class of beings like the hypothesized gods, they should be there for the finding, no books required. You have to run the experiment. You have to find the bits of reality that betray the existence of these entities. Where are the divine footprints, figerprints, and DNA evidence showing that gods exist and act in the world? A nice sunset, or a bunch of whirling leaves in the wind is awfully thin gruel.

Long before we get to the “Problem of Evil,” proving that gods exist still leaves a huge amount of work to do. You can’t stop once you’ve been able to count the number of angels dancing on the head of that pin, you also have to go into the details of their costume and choreography. You still have to distinguish between monotheism and polytheism, or even pantheism. So, gods exist. How do you know exactly who you think you’ve been praying to, and show that it was actually these beings answering these prayers, or not, as the case may be?

Theists have to be able to prove the existence of their particular god, and then prove the links to the particular holy book they claim is its product. Maybe gods exist, but haven’t “written” anything. The writings themselves do not prove any authorship beyond human ones, as their content does not include any “advanced” knowledge of the world inconsistent with the level of knowledge available to humans at the time they were first set down.

And what about the avenues not taken? Truly omnipotent, omnibenevolent gods would be able to prove their existence in a flash, avoiding all the bloodshed of religious wars, removing all doubt for all. A nice, large-type text saying ‘I AM THAT I AM” spelled out clearly in stars, visible to all, would do the trick nicely. If gods really want us to believe in them, why place obscure ads in the minds and scribblings of backwater goat herders? I would think that a nice, big, celestial billboard would be in their budget. Why not do that? Why make people guess, or worse, make shit up? In the stories told about them gods show themselves. Regularly. Convincingly. Gods aren’t afraid to mess with laws of nature in the stories told about them, so why not mess with them in the material of the Universe itself? “Free will” my ass. The demand for “faith” seems to be a wasteful, pointless digression, when a deity of the capabilities imputed to it could produce evidence of its existence without breaking a sweat, metaphorical or otherwise. What does it mean for “theology” when a schlub like me can come up with an idea that so easily shoots down the existence of an omnipotent, omnibenevolent god? How much “sophisticated” argument has been expended in order to handwave away this fatal objection? What does it say about the god in which they profess to believe, that they would saddle/credit it with such shoddy alibis? “It’s a mystery!. Goddamn right it’s a “mystery.”

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15 responses to “Guest post: Where are the divine footprints?”

  1. Artymorty Avatar

    YNnB,

    Brilliant! Wonderfully compact and punchy, too. Like a little pocket rocket of the whole New Atheist discourse. I miss the days of online debate and dispute about theism and epistemology and tribalism and all that god-bothering nonsense. This piece of yours is a refreshing, concentrated dose of that.

    It makes one pine for the old days…

    It’s almost like 2026 came at us atheists and challenged us: slaying God was just the Level 1 boss. Now we’ve got Trump and trans to deal with, and it’s like a whole new level. Are we up for it?!

    I can name more than a dozen prominent “public atheists” who absolutely weren’t up for Critical Thinking, Level Two: Electric Tribal Delusion Boogaloo.

    They all failed the tribalism test: the one that says you have to find a value that is cherished within yourself and your tribe, and find a way to analyze it from outside the instinctual tribal biases that you have, because whether you like it or not, you are a primate who’s addicted to your tribe, and this bias warps your perspective…

    To pass this test, you have to let your mind’s cerebral cortex override your mind’s limbic system. You have to let a genuninely terrifying idea filter into the realm of possible acceptance, you have to allow that the *facts* might back it even when the *politics* of it are terribly frightening to you. This is a key test for frankly everyone who wants to be a critical thinker.

    It’s the big one. Learn to at least *comprehend* what seems deeply, instinctually frightening to you.

    But the online atheist gang are a gang. They’re a group of insecure juveniles, a self-protecting cabal, all addicted to “trans-women-are-women” and they have no capacity to analyze that, to suppress their limbic-system response that says, “anyone who disagrees is an evil dangerous monster”. They are all about shutting minds down to protect the gang.

    It’s all too scary for them, subconsciously. And they manifest this by clumping together (like defensive primates, which is exactly what they are) and attacking literally everyone who notices that they’re not thinking straight.

    Somehow, despite years pretending to be experts about tribalism and delusion, they never learned the first fucking lesson about what the human mind’s capacity for delusion actually is.

    By now, they’re no different from any other religious tribe. In fact, they’re among the cultiest.

    What a terrible irony.

  2. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Thanks Artymorty!

  3. iknklast Avatar

    Arty, I think some of that was noticeable earlier, when #MeToo hit the atheist world, accusing some of their heroes and idols. Michael Shermer, Lawrence Krauss…a certain sector of atheism circled the wagons around them like the Catholics often circle the wagons around an accused priest, no matter what the evidence.

    It was even more ironic since several of these atheists who didn’t accept it (pics or it didn’t happen!) were the same ones who elevated every accusation of a priest or minister as though it were already proven. (J. T. comes to mind…) When it was ‘their own’ tribe targeted, they acted just like the despised religious.

  4. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    As I like to say, to me “atheism” is just another name for refusing to add something more to the picture of reality painted by science without a minimum of justification. Any such addition to my ontology has to earn it place or Occam’s Razor takes care of it.

    Of course the first precondition for saying something true (or even potentially true) is saying anything at all, and the first precondition for saying anything at all is making a meaningful proposition. Most theists (at least the “sophisticated” kind) don’t even meet that minimal requirement. As long as they are unable/unwilling to say anything about whatever it is they call “God” (Why specifically “God”? Why not “Ogd” or “Dog”?) that’s both specific and unambiguous enough to give us something to argue meaningfully for or against, they are just producing sound waves, or ink blobs on a piece of paper, or patterns of pixels on a computer screen. There is no content to ascribe any truth value to in the first place. The whole claim is, as Wolfgang Pauli famously put it “not even wrong”.

    To believers this is clearly a feature rather than a bug. You can’t be caught saying anything wrong if you haven’t said anything at all. Other believers can easily interpret a supernatural creator of the universe into whatever sounds are coming out of your mouth, but atheists can’t find anything specific to argue against, and any attempt at doing so can easily be dismissed as strawmanning. No need for any specifics. As long as something called “God”* exists, then “theism” is right, and “atheism” is wrong, which means anything goes.

    Then there’s the famous Courtier’s Reply** and the obligatory admonitions to “educate yourself” (where have we heard that before?):

    There are irrefutable arguments in favor of my position that are out there on the internet (or in the theological literature) somewhere. I’m not saying what they are, but I’m still going to attack you for not dealing with them. If you had made a serious effort to educate yourself, you would know why I’m right, so the fact that you still don’t agree with me proves you still haven’t put in the effort. No go out there and study forever or until you agree with me.

    It is, of course, a watertight defense. Even if you did nothing but study theology for the rest of your life, you would die of old age before even making it through 1 % of all that’s ever been written on the subject, and apologists would still be able to claim that the best arguments are among the ones you haven’t looked into yet. In fact, part of the definition of “sophisticated theology” seems to be that you haven’t dealt with it yet. As soon as you deal with it, it instantly becomes another instance of atheists shooting down easy targets and ignoring the best that theology has to offer.

    * I once defined “sophisticated theology” as “the art of saying ‘It doesn’t matter what you believe in as long as you call it God’ in as many words as possible”.

    ** Oh, the irony…

  5. Papito Avatar

    I have annoyed several theists by saying that God should be considered a verb rather than a noun, because it’s something people do, rather than an independent phenomenon they encounter. Elizabeth Bruenig saw a bunch of swirling leaves, and she godded. As she put it, she “happened to witness the presence of God.” It’s a great description of the god experience. It’s just like I said, but with more words.

    This experience, and others like it, are so important for people that a whole ritual scaffolding is built around invoking it. One thing essential to creating this experience is the certainty that there is a God who exists outside of oneself. On top of that there are a lot of words necessary to provide a formalized incantation, and reproduce that experience, sort of like pornography for the soul.

    I don’t believe that it is necessary to posit an external God in order to explain that experience. The belief in an external God is necessary for it, not its actuality. That helps explain the wonderful variety in Gods.

    Another thing I say to theists that annoys them terribly is that we have a lot in common – like them, I disbelieve in an entire menagerie of Gods that humans have prayed to over history. Our beliefs are thus 99% the same; I just go one farther.

  6. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    JT Eberhard?

  7. iknklast Avatar

    Yes, J. T. Eberhard, who defended Michael Shermer in a speech at a conference I attended, basically a ‘pics or it didn’t happen’ speech. He was given to elevating every accused priest (without ‘pics’ I might add) but could not fathom it in one of his tribe.

  8. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    Ahhhh right. I’d forgotten him. I think I even chatted with him once briefly at a conference…the Austin one.

  9. Bjarte Foshaug Avatar
    Bjarte Foshaug

    I may have him confused with somebody else, but I seem to remember him posting a rather tone deaf blog post shortly after the outbreak of the Anti Harassment Policy Wars. As I seem to recall, the main gist of the post was “How do we make sure this doesn’t get in the way of men’s ability to get laid?” Judging by the comments this seemed to be the main concern of a large percentage of the male readers, even as women were being flooded with abuse, personal attacks, rape and death threats.

  10. Ophelia Benson Avatar

    No I think you’re right. It was one of those Freethought Blogs fights…before the one that caused me to jump ship.

  11. iknklast Avatar

    He was also fond of informing people that he was polyamorous – like any of us give a damn.

  12. Papito Avatar

    That’s not bragging, it’s fishing.

  13. Your Name's not Bruce? Avatar
    Your Name’s not Bruce?

    Even if you did nothing but study theology for the rest of your life, you would die of old age before even making it through 1 % of all that’s ever been written on the subject, and apologists would still be able to claim that the best arguments are among the ones you haven’t looked into yet.

    This is an odd strategy if you want people to accept your hypothesis; normaly you’d put your best argument front and centre, landing a decisive blow against your critics as quickly as possible. But it’s a great strategy if you have no argument, and no evidence. (See also “Judith Butler” re: genderism. Trans ideologues currently have an advantage over religious ones, in that they have, for the moment, state-sanctioned power to harass, threaten, and bully which the church once had, but thankfully, no longer posesses.)

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