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He wants a GREAT climate

Nov 19th, 2018 12:28 pm | By

Particularly…erm…let’s call it questionable.

Voice off camera: “Does seeing this devastation change your opinion on climate change at all Mister President?”

Trump: “No, no, I have a strong opinion, I  want [lifting hand in idiot OK gesture, waving it back and forth in direction of Voice] great climate. We’re going to have that, and we’re going to have forests that are very safe, because we can’t go through this every year we go through this, n we’re gunna have safe forests, and uh [licks lips] that’s happening as we speak.”

Then he says, obviously groping around in the empty cupboard of his brain for something to promise, we’re going to “see something very spectacular over the next couple of years.” … Read the rest



Must have

Nov 19th, 2018 11:30 am | By

Says it all.

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A-plus

Nov 19th, 2018 10:52 am | By

The Post looks back on Trump’s lively weekend:

Asked how he would grade his presidency during a Sunday morning interview with Chris Wallace of Fox News, President Trump offered only the smallest amount of hesitation before giving himself top marks.

“Look, I hate to do it, but I will do it, I would give myself an A-plus,” he answered. “Is that enough? Can I go higher than that?”

It wasn’t even hesitation, really. It was saying “I know this is gross and conceited but hey I am gross and conceited.”

The weekend kicked off with Trump’s bizarre comments about raking leaves. Touring California communities that have been decimated by the deadliest fires in the state’s history, Trump told reporters

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It’s about the decorum

Nov 19th, 2018 10:23 am | By

So the White House is throwing down, Colonel Jessup style: you’re god damn right we’re going to use our power to shut down reporters we don’t like.

CNN and the network’s chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta have asked a federal judge for an emergency hearing after the White House sent Acosta a letter saying it planned to suspend Acosta’s press pass again, just hours after the same judge ordered the White House to temporarily restore Acosta’s credentials Friday. Unless the judge extends that 14-day order, it will expire at the end of the month.

Dear Jim: We’re gonna take your press pass away again in 11 days because we’re just that authoritarian and proud of it, love Sarah.… Read the rest



What big teeth you have, Granny

Nov 18th, 2018 4:58 pm | By

From the annals of Women Who Pimp Their Granddaughters:

Davie was a client of the woman’s and kept in touch when he moved away from the Wellington area, where the woman lived.

The pair exchanged text messages, during which he asked her if she knew of any young people available for sex.

She sent him four nude photos of her granddaughter in exchange for a $40 mobile phone top-up, and he asked if she would be interested in making money from the child.

They discussed prices – Davie offered $1000, but the grandmother said she wanted a cheap car – what kind of contact would occur, and dates.

How old is the granddaughter? Ten. Plenty old enough to be … Read the rest



Works of fiction must be inclusive of all people

Nov 18th, 2018 12:34 pm | By

Can people even think any more?

Another one of those “let’s decide to put on The Vagina Monologues so that we can then decide to cancel it and get into the news” situations.

Leaders at a college in Michigan decided to cancel its production of “The Vagina Monologues” because it’s discriminatory, given “not all women have vaginas.”

Right. By the same token, let’s cancel productions of “The Cherry Orchard” because not all orchards have cherry trees.

It’s not “discriminatory” for a play to be about some people as opposed to all people. A play about all people would be unwieldy and so long that it could never end, because new people keep getting born. Women who don’t have vaginas might … Read the rest



Decorum

Nov 18th, 2018 11:30 am | By

In his Fox News performance this morning Trump gave himself an A plus as president and asked if he could go higher.

An hour ago he called Representative Adam Schiff “Adam Schitt” in a tweet. Yes, the president of the United States really did that.

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What are you hiding, Justice Department?

Nov 18th, 2018 10:16 am | By

Here’s an issue to keep an eye on – Whitaker’s financial disclosure should have been made public long ago, and it hasn’t been.

https://twitter.com/waltshaub/status/1064202075544932352

Megan Keller at The Hill has more:

Watchdog group American Oversight is calling for Acting Attorney General Whitaker’s financial disclosures to be made public.

“Transparency is a critical component of the government ethics program,” wrote the group’s executive director, Austin Evers, in a letter on Friday to Emory Rounds in the U.S. Office of Government Ethics (OGE).

Evers pointed to the financial disclosure provisions of the Ethics in Government

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Look, it’s going to be up to him

Nov 18th, 2018 10:07 am | By

Trump did another Blab All with Fox News today.

President Trump said he would not overrule his acting attorney general, Matthew G. Whitaker, if he decides to curtail the special counsel probe being led by Robert S. Mueller III into Russian interference in the 2016 election campaign.

“Look, it’s going to be up to him . . . I would not get involved,” Trump said in an interview on “Fox News Sunday.”

Oh, suddenly the AG has all kinds of autonomy, when the previous one (who was for real as opposed to Acting) was supposed to protect Trump instead of recusing himself. Funny how the rules work in Trump-world. Sessions was supposed to jump when Trump said jump, and Whitaker … Read the rest



Tuty Tursilawati

Nov 17th, 2018 6:56 pm | By

Late last month:

Indonesia has responded with outrage after Saudi Arabia executed an Indonesian domestic worker who was convicted of killing her Saudi employer — even though an activist group says the maid had been defending herself from being raped.

The case highlights the tough position of many of the estimated 11 million foreign workers, from more than 100 nations, who reside in Saudi Arabia. An estimated 2.3 million of them work in households, often

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Raking and cleaning and doing things

Nov 17th, 2018 3:40 pm | By

Oh, hold the phone, I was wrong, he’s got it all figured out. This is great.

The floors. Cleaning them. You have to clean them. If you clean them everything will be fine; no more fires. It’s all a matter of hygiene.

He was with the president of Finland who lives in a farrest nayshn, he called it a farrest nayshn. “They spend a lot of … Read the rest



Trump wants a great climate

Nov 17th, 2018 3:14 pm | By

Now he’s there and he’s still talking the same stupid shit there on the ground. It’s a wonder no one has bashed his head against a tree – oh wait no it isn’t, there are no trees left.

After touring some of the fire damage in Northern California, President Donald Trump was asked whether seeing the devastation changed his opinion on climate change.

“No, no I have a strong opinion. I want a great climate. We’re going to have that, and we are going to have that are very safe because we can’t go through this. Every year we go through this. We’re going to have safe forests and that’s happening as we speak,” he told reporters during a briefing

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Shrubs, dammit

Nov 17th, 2018 12:00 pm | By

Trump says it’s obvious how to fix the problem of wildfires in California: just remove every scrap of vegetation from the entire state. One wonders, among other things, if he realizes how much of the state is devoted to agriculture.

Shrubs, he says angrily, flailing his stubby little hands. He really seems to think that California needs to pave itself over right this second to avoid more wildfires. One wonders how he thinks that would even be possible, … Read the rest



They like to catch people

Nov 17th, 2018 10:31 am | By

The BBC reports more startling examples of Trump’s mind-blindness.

Donald Trump says he has finished answering questions about alleged Russian meddling during the 2016 presidential campaign.

The US leader told reporters he had personally answered the questions “very easily”, but his responses had yet to be submitted to the investigating team.

That’s just gooofy as well as mind-blind…as if he were taking a test as opposed to answering questions from The Law.

On Thursday, he took to Twitter to describe Mr Mueller as “conflicted”, called the investigation “absolutely nuts”, adding that those involved in the long-running probe “are a disgrace to our nation”.

No awareness that other people will see this as lunacy coming from a president who … Read the rest



When you can’t see past your own eyelashes

Nov 17th, 2018 10:04 am | By

Another version of Trump’s problem with other minds: he’s been so public in his efforts to stifle Mueller that he can’t stifle Mueller.

The president himself might not quite realize it yet, and he probably doesn’t understand why it happened. But he has lost that conflict, and the reason is simple: His attempts to fight Mueller were so ham-handed and so public that it made it impossible for him and his administration to shut Mueller down.

The president is simply incapable of subtlety and judges everything by how it plays out in the media. But in this case, the more attention he drew to his rage at Mueller, the greater the consequences of moving against Mueller became.

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A fifth of the population live in poverty

Nov 16th, 2018 3:59 pm | By

The UN says the UK government has immiserated its people with “austerity” policies.

Philip Alston, the UN’s rapporteur on extreme poverty and human rights, ended a two-week fact-finding mission to the UK with a stinging declaration that levels of child poverty were “not just a disgrace, but a social calamity and an economic disaster”, even though the UK is the world’s fifth largest economy,

About 14 million people, a fifth of the population, live in poverty and 1.5 million are destitute, being unable to afford basic essentials, he said, citing figures from the Institute for Fiscal Studies and the Joseph Rowntree Foundation. He highlighted predictions that child poverty could rise by 7% between 2015 and 2022, possibly up to a

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Hey, let’s have a hearing on Benghazi

Nov 16th, 2018 3:25 pm | By

The sleazebags

The Republican-led House Judiciary Committee, in its final days in power, is planning to issue subpoenas to former FBI Director James Comey and President Barack Obama’s attorney general Loretta Lynch, according to a source with knowledge of the subpoenas.

The source said the committee chairman, Republican Rep. Bob Goodlatte of Virginia, plans to issue the subpoenas on Monday for Comey to appear for a closed-door deposition on November 29 and for Lynch to appear on December 5. The interviews are part of the House Republican investigation into the FBI’s handling of the Clinton email probe and the Russia investigation.

Comey’s lawyer, David Kelley, told CNN on Friday that, “We have not heard from them since October 1

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When the AG speaks in the great hall, it’s always full

Nov 16th, 2018 3:02 pm | By

Kind of heartwarming. Whitaker makes his debut.

I might feel sorry for him, but after those stories about his glorious career threatening unhappy customers of a fraudulent “patent” company, I don’t and can’t and don’t think I should.… Read the rest



The White House’s right to have orderly news conferences

Nov 16th, 2018 9:34 am | By

A judge has issued a temporary restraining order against the White House’s grabbing away of Jim Acosta’s press pass.

CNN sued President Trump and other White House officials on Tuesday over the revocation. Kelly’s ruling was the first legal skirmish in that lawsuit. It has the immediate effect of sending Acosta back to the White House, pending further arguments and a possible trial. The litigation is in its early stages, and a trial could be months in the future.

Kelly, whom Trump appointed to the federal bench last year, handed down his ruling two days after the network and government lawyers argued over whether the president had the power to exclude a reporter from the White House.

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Some phone messages consisted solely of the sound of gunshots

Nov 16th, 2018 8:46 am | By

One of the profound questions of our time – is a campaign of personal harassment on social media Free Speech or just plain common or garden personal harassment?

A lawsuit accusing the publisher of the neo-Nazi site Daily Stormer of coordinating a “terror campaign” of online harassment against a Jewish real estate agent cannot be dismissed on First Amendment grounds, a federal judge in Montana ruled this week.

In his ruling denying a motion to dismiss the lawsuit, Dana L. Christensen, the chief judge for United States District Court in Missoula, Mont., wrote that the real estate agent, Tanya Gersh, was a private citizen, not a public figure, and that the publisher, Andrew Anglin, incited his followers to harass her

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